6 Ways to Mix it up This March
Written by: Violet Myers
It’s seems like only yesterday we were contemplating calling an exorcist for our epic New Year’s Eve hangover and making unrealistic plans to become better people. Now, while we weren’t even looking, January has turned into March. We’re three months into 2016 and you’ve managed to resist all urges to leave the city, grow out your leg hair and start an organic bakery with a cutesy name like ‘Crumbs’, ‘Tart of Darkness’ or something equally sickening. This calls for a celebration! Just for being so good, here’s 6 events not to miss in North London this March, keep up the good work.
1) Drive in Cinema, Alexander Palace
10th – 31st March
Pledge your allegiance and go all Americana with an event ripped right out of Graceland, It’s drive in night at Alexander Palace. Warm up the Chevy and grab your best gal for a night of junk food, roller skating waiters and a whole host of movie classics including; Grease, Mad Max and The Big Lebowski.
2) Bingo, The Breakfast Club Angel
Every second Tuesday of the month
Unleash your inner gran and play a game of bingo alongside your waffles. It’s a fiver to enter and it’s happy hour all night so make good use of that pension!
3) Chocolate Festival, Islington Business Design Centre
25-27th of March
Glastonbury became officially irrelevant last month when it chose Coldplay as its 2016 main act for the 4th time. Drown your sorrows at a festival that is in no danger of being disappointing…We hear nougat, caramel and diabetes are headlining *screams hysterically and throws knickers before fainting*.
4) Spank, Proud Camden
Every first Friday of the month
Presenting Proud’s most risqué show to date, Spank promises to shock with its newest experimental burlesque dinner show. Not for the faint hearted, Spank includes a three course menu, daring fetish show, entry to Proud’s club and err… a state of the art sex swing.
5) London Shell Co. Pop-up Supper Club, docked in Camden
5th & 6th and 18th & 19th of March
North London siblings Leah and Harry present a restaurant pop-up with a difference and probably make their parents very proud. All aboard the ‘My Fair Lady’ for a moving supper club up Regent’s Canal, while scoffing a host of culinary fishy delights inspired by the crab shacks of New England.
6) Ru Paul’s Battle of the Seasons, O2 Forum Kentish Town
25th of March
Stop pretending you don’t care about celebrity drag queens and get excited for the extravaganza! Featuring fan favourites: Pandora Boxx, Jinx Monsoon, Sharon Needles, Courtney Act, Katya, Violet Chachki, Willam Belli and special guest judge Michelle Visage. Yes Gawd!
Whilst progressive thinking about gender has become more and more mainstream recently, there is still far to go. Traditional gender constructs are yet to be broken down fully and there will likely always be resistance to the movement. Which is why it is so important to celebrate and promote events like Camden People’s Theatre, Come As You Are Festival: a celebration of non binary existence like no other.
Andrew Rummer is someone you want on your side when you’re choosing your new poison. You also want him on your side when finding where to source that beverage. He is the brains behind Sipping Liquor: a craft spirits club that delivers carefully chosen spirits to your door on a monthly or bi-monthly basis.
Got a supper club, guinea pig cafe, unicorn tears cocktail pop up? Stoke Newington wants it. Luckily a cafe close to Columbia Road has the space you’ve been looking for all along. Probably. Think exposed bricks, boutique lighting and tiled counters, like you’ve just stumbled off a long haul flight and ended up in a trendy Brooklyn coffee house.
“I’m on the veg… of reeeeason” Sang Lady Gaga, whilst cavorting around a staircase in shorts. The very same can be said of Kerb Street Food’s latest event organisers. The amount of quality vegetarian food stalls they’ve gathered together for us is teetering on the unreasonable. It’s not fair on our stomachs, nor on our eyes that are bigger than said stomachs.
What’s it really like to live in North London gem Stroud Green? This short film gives you a glimpse into local life. See if you can spot yourself on Stroud Green's streets; walking your dog, buying bananas from the fruit and veg shop, cheering to a bad joke over a pint outside The Worlds End...
Ever walked past Stokey Town Hall and thought, oh the things I’d do with that space. What would you do exactly, if you had the chance to take over? It’s a question we’ve often asked ourselves. Well now Hackney Council are finally asking us. Residents and business owners in the surrounding areas are being consulted on their draft proposals.
Sadiq Khan’s decision to change London underground announcements from ‘Ladies and Gentlemen’ to gender neutral greetings might have seemed like an obvious, positive step in the right direction. Unfortunately the news was met with some resistance and negativity. Some saw it as an attack against gender, deeming it ‘pathetic’, unnecessary and even ‘demeaning’. Presumably that affectionate term, Snowflake was also bandied around for good measure.
I'd had a bad day, so I thought reading the Slimming World magazine while eating a family-sized bag of crisps would help. This was the day I realised London was ridiculous. And it had rubbed off on me. I started out the day wet. Wet in my cute summer dress with a raincoat on top. It was July, pissing it down. But hot, very hot.
Beyond The Binary is our mini series breaking down gender norms and exploring queer theory through events and interviews. We're kicking things off with an explosion of fashion, identity and expression. This September it’s London Queer Fashion Show. LQFS showcases the greatest new talent from people who know that ‘gender exists beyond the binary’, that clothing doesn't take male or female forms.
Did you know, the recipe is a relatively new invention? Back in the 80s, a soon-to-be infamous supermodel (sorry but it was blats Naomi Campbell) walked into a bar feeling sleepy and sober and in need of a pick me up. Asking notorious and rakish bartender, Dick Bradsell for something that would “wake me up and fuck me up”, she watched him crack his fingers and deftly shake up the tasty Espressotini we all know and regret ordering today when we look at our bank statements the next morning.
This family run restaurant has been sourcing the best of date night seafood the for the last twenty years, sourcing the finest and freshest fish from their very own fishmongers in Stoke Newington. But not only are they super sustainable, these guys are also super on trend with a signature lobster sub. So you can feel posh and down to earth all at once, stroke your beard then passionately get off with an avocado once you’ve finished cycling home on your fixie.
Have you ever sat in the pub with ol Vick and Charlie and whatsherchops and thought, I’d love to draw a nude right now? No? Well what about a neon nude? Yeeah, now you’re keen! Well luckily that tasty Duke of Wellington pub happens to have just the right set up for a life drawing class. Not to mention a fluorescent one. So that is exactly what they do now. Every other Monday Jylle leaves her superb gin and tonic pouring duties to host Neon Naked.
The last time I checked it was March 18th and I was watching someone drink green beer in a big hat and wondering whatever happened to Boxing Day. But someone has informed me that it is August and we need some kind of plan for the month because all logic has flown out the window and nobody knows what anything means anymore and I can’t remember if I had breakfast yesterday no but thanks for asking. Time for some live music to zone out to and tap along blankly while we gather our thoughts.
Haunting melodies, rich ambience and devilish lyrics: indie folk singer Hazel Iris comes to Stokey all the way from California. Joining her is musician Mally Harpaz on accordion, cello, guitar and even percussion to create a pretty special double bill of musical awesomeness together.
I’m Emmie, I'm 24 and from Newcastle. J'adore le foot. Ou est les piscine? I moved to London 6 months ago because 'it's where all the jobs are'. The above new-life-motto was a graffiti tag I saw in my first few days of London life. Capital R and all. I certainly followed through when, that night, I went to a gig and nipped to the loo... Sitting on the uncomfortably warm seat I looked up to see a club night poster advertising: '4 Jägerbombs for £20!'
Who’s Richard Hunt and what are exciting little gimlets when they’re at home? Take a walk down Stoke Newington High Street this month and you’ll find out. An intriguing new cocktail bar and teahouse has opened, calling itself The Mint Gun Club and offering up a three fold menu of teas, cocktails and pantry style food.