Do Summer Right
Written by: Violet Myers
It’s finally here!
No time to celebrate – must fill life with child-like whimsy, do a cartwheel, have a summer romance. Oh, the pressure to have fun is too great, maybe just stay inside instead?
Nonsense, we’ve broken it down and created a flawless formula for the perfect summer in London. Now let’s pray it lasts past Tuesday…
Pop Along to a Local Festival
It’s not just about the rather scandalous Wireless when it comes to North London festivals, our streets are bursting with them! There’s Cally Fest, Highbury Fest, Crouch End Fest, Angel Canal Fest, Stroud Green Fest, the list goes on and on, all proudly riot free…. so far.
Water Slide to Greatness
Alexander Palace’s Summer Festival is heating up to be one of the best events of the year, with music stages, an outdoor cinema, a silent disco and…wait for it… A GIANT WATER SLIDE. Pull on those speedos and get ready to plummet down 100m of waterslide mayhem.
Eat Your own Body Weight in Street Food
London is home to some of the most varied and exciting food markets – and it ain’t just Borough getting all the glory. Kerb at King’s Cross has a weekly lunch market and is home to Poke (Hawaiian sushi bowls), Club Mexicana (vegan burritos), Crabbie Shack (crab burgers, lobster rolls) and Hanoi Kitchen (Vietnamese summer rolls). Oh, and don’t overlook Camden Lock Market who have a wide range of traders offering food from all over the globe, our favourites being Rawwwwsome (raw, organic, vegan treats) and Nana Fanny’s (hot salt beef sarnies).
Ice That Coffee
Just because our usual grey skyline has been replaced by some sort of unrecognisable yellow heat source doesn’t mean you can’t still enjoy your usual cup of Joe, just have it on the icy side of the street. We love Maison D’etre and Blighty Coffee for a classic iced latte or head down to Vagabond for an epic cold brew.
Embrace The Beer Garden
It’s been scientifically proven that drinking a cold beer in a pub garden on a hot sunny day not only increases your life expectancy but makes you sexier, more flexible and way better at pool. These beers are also calorie free and a good source of iron – that’s science. We love Finsbury Park’s Faltering Fullback, Camden’s Lock Tavern and The Lighterman at Kings Cross Canal. Believing these scientific facts is at your own risk, North Four cannot be held liable for anyone who accrues a beer gut, pulls a muscle or finds they have become sexually repellant as a result of this article.
Go Jump in a Lake
We haven’t been outdoor swimming since our near death experience at King’s X Ponds back in November, but we’re told that in the summer months swimming out in the open is fun, refreshing and not just full of lunatics with a death wish. Check out Park Road and Finchley Lido, or if you really fancy getting back to nature, Hampstead Heath, where you’ll be literally swimming with the fishes.
Have an Ice Cream
Contrary to popular belief, not all ice creams are created equal. We say stop breaking your cutlery on ASDA’s own brand Neapolitan and treat yourself to something a little special. We can’t get enough of Riley’s awesome cones or Udderlicious’ ever-changing flavours, while Camden’s Daughter is representin’ on the soft serve front. Knicker-bocker-glorious!
Take to the Water
Summer doesn’t just free pasty pins and bad football tattoos, it also unleashes us land mammals into the water. Make like a platypus and get in that river! Castle Canoe Club at Manor House offers courses in canoeing, white water rafting and even an annual paddling camping trip. Beginners inductions and equipment hire are also on offer.
Photos: Mike Barry, Mike Ashdown and Alexander Palace.
“He said, I know It’s only arctic roll but I like it like it yes I dooooo” Those are the lyrics right? Well this weekend they certainly are, at Kerb’s Guiltiest Pleasure in Kings Cross featuring an arctic roll of pure indulgence. Over Friday 21st and Saturday 22nd July, the street food collective from your wildest dreams are hosting the most indulgent hits from all their pop ups at Granary Square.
Hivemind are coming to the Hen and Chickens Theatre this Summer with a cracker of an innovative show. Three directors try to win over the audience with improvised stories acted out by the rest of the Hivemind cast on the spur of the moment. As each scene ends you decide whether to “stick” and see where the story goes or “twist” and let the next director take over. The director who ends up with the least scenes acted out has to pay a ‘terrible forfeit’. Told you it was harsh.
We have been wondering whether or not to share this secret gem with you for a while now. Having walked past Cazenove Road on many a drunken occasion, we’d spotted The Lacy Nook A Board luring us inwards with a siren’s call of cocktails and beer garden. But unfortunately we’d get the timing all wrong and they’d rarely be open. “Closed at 4am! How ludicrous?” we’d holler, slurring and swaying up the road. Until now. Opening last year, The Lacy Nook is a collaboration between two friends who turned to Kickstarter to help them achieve this culinary dream . Think small and large plates of fusion Balkan BBQ, salads and carpaccio alongside
This year, Playing Up have commissioned a new play by Sophie Ellerby (HighTide First Commissions Writer and NYT REP Company 2013), Three, which will be staged at the Arcola Theatre from 20th to 22nd July. The urban and domestic drama, directed by NYT Associate Director Anna Niland follows three sisters who fight to keep track of reality as their world is turned upside down.
Tonight, on this dull yet sweaty Monday, what you may well need is to show your confectionary based fillings to the ceiling and let it all out with a huge bellowing guffaw about nothing in particular. Let the likes of quick witted Josie Long, surreal twosome Max and Ivan and the downright uproarious Tom Parry help you escape the chocolate lacking reality of 2017.
Registered charity, All Dogs Matter are a dog rehoming centre based in Archway. They use a mixture of foster homes and kennel spaces to house their dogs, who are each looking to be fostered or adopted. Occasionally we look through their profiles of beautiful singletons looking for love and feature one at random. We interviewed one newly single lady in particular called Lottie. A fun spirited character with smooth hair and a huge grin, Lottie was a right laugh.
Next Sunday it’s the Cally Road Jumble Trail, run by the community. Think a car boot sale but on the street with vintage clothing, accessories, toys, original creations and cakes if you’re lucky. The whole of the trail is set up online over at jumbletrail.com where visitors get a colour coded map to explore and discover all the hidden treasures on offer from your neighbourhood.
You’ve got your socks pulled up but no Cliff Richard in sight. You’re all white shorted up with nowhere to go. It’s time to find out where your white headbanded self will fit in. Here's our top four Wimbledon screening hang outs to try this Summer.
Until five minutes ago I would’ve believed Pet Nat was a holistic dog food brand / veterinary business in Wood Green. I’m half right actually*, but in the boozios world it’s a fizzy wine. Pétillant Naturel is light and fizzy, usually pretty low on the alcohol scale and rather sweet. Think the opposite of a dry red wine.
Abney Public Hall is hosting a market of world food delicacies next weekend, having gathered together the creme de la creme of planet Earth’s cuisine. Prepare for a mass fusion of cultures, great food, drink and music just off Stoke Newington Church Street.
Otherwise known as the shoredification of London, there are four stages of denial when it comes to dealing with the inevitability of gentrification. Are you a dilapidated ol’ boozer clinging on to the same threads since 1989, or more of a craft beer-swilling/moustache-bearing pop up type propping up the bar at a cookie dough cafe? Let’s find out before your bedroom’s transformed in to a pop up belfie gallery.
Poop poop! Get your driving gloves on and tweed jackets ready, for Toady has invited us down to Toad Hall for a banquet on the riverbank. Join The Literary Hour for their all new immersive supper club experience this Summer. It’s the eighth in their series of book themed events with multi-sensory five course meals featuring additional surprises… Ooh ratty!
Every last Thursday of the month a motley crew of performing acts shuffle off to the skinny little Moustache Bar on Stoke Newington Road for a night of microphone hogging. It’s Open Mic night and the stage isn’t just available to acoustic guitar yielding crooners. The floor is open for all you comedians, rappers, poets, hell even actors are welcome to come tread the boards at Moustache Bar this Thursday 27th July.
Ah Stokey. You chilled out little rebel of North London. The seemingly easy breezy, laissez-faire attitude that appears to exude from every award winning eatery and baby clothes shop of Church Street is all but an organic hessian veil over it’s anarchic and rebellious history. Nonconformists, anti fascists and dissenters built the area as we know it.
Trying our luck, we decided to ask the wonderful Raina and Saira of Joginder Supper Club to give us some unseen insight in to their centuries old Punjabi recipes. Amazingly they agreed to shed some light on one of their most tasty dishes: the Bhoolghobi Tamatar (cauliflower with tomato and potato). Over to the experts...
So this July 198 cyclists head over to Germany to start the Tour de France. If you think that is weird, wait till I tell you it started in Yorkshire a few years ago. Anyway after the three days of the Grand Depart the spectacle of the world's biggest sporting event heads back to France and the action really begins.