Oh Snap! Top Five Free Election Night Covfefe
Written by: Sophie Taylor
Oh snap! Another general election looms. Whether you’re hopeful for a landslide win or a surprising wild card outcome, wipe the bitter disappointment from your tastebuds with some gins, ales, burgers and strong coffee.
Because let’s face facts, it will be neither of those results will it? Find the perfect place for you to receive the bad news in good company.
1. The Competitive One: The Big Gin or Ale Election at The White Lion
Cast your vote then commiserate or celebrate this Thursday evening. It’s the Big Gin or Ale Election (see what they did there?) at The White Lion.
Other ways to quell your heavy heart, as you watch the inevitable play out over three screens, involve: general election themed bingo, polling booth prizes and a £50 bar tab up for grabs for the more competitive among us.
Good ol fashioned British bar food will be served all night, including special election burgers. We’re not entirely sure what that entails, but I’m imagining a blue cheese British beef burger with a side order of awkwardly salty chips or a vegan homegrown mushroom burger with allotment grown red sweet potato fries and extra helpings of Daddys sauce from 1972.
The White Lion, 125 – 127 Stroud Green Road, N4
Book your table before they’re all gone via firstname.lastname@example.org or on 0207 561 8880.
2. The Caffeinated One: Election Night (again) at The Lexington
“Booze. Laughs, tears, coverage on the big screens over both floors.”
Apparently at the last election in 2015 someone was barred from The Lexington for punching Farage’s face on the big screen (if ever there as a reason to be barred from a pub..) but they are back once again to stir the masses. Over both floors the results will be covered on two rather large screens until we have a new old same same but different Government. Their award winning menu will be served all night alongside craft beers “with strong coffee and even stronger drinks”.
The Lexington will be divided into four sections:
In the Red Corner we have Jeremy ‘JEZZA’ Corbyn
In the Blue Corner it’s Theresa ‘Vicarage’ May
In the newly resurgent yellow Corner it’s Tim ‘the alternative’ Farron
In the naughty corner it’s probably that Farage chap or something – who knows anymore.
The Lexington, 96-98 Pentonville Road, N1 9JB
9pm – 5am
Free but ticketed. Register here.
3. The Slightly Biased One: Election Watch Late Night at The Dove
Another screening event is taking place at The Dove in Broadway Market. Tickets are required to guarantee entry, but they’re free as a bird.
There is a veggie burger and drink deal running for the night with a less than subtle political leaning (it’s an outright tribute to Jeremy Corbyn) for a tenner.
Go for a like minded crowd if you’re voting Labour, or if you fancy a lively discussion with the other side of the debate.
We could probably all do with a little escape from our own echo chambers and hear some alternative ideas. Whilst chowing down on a big fat veggie burger, right?
Thursday June 8th 7pm – 5am
The Dove Freehouse and Kitchen
24-28 Broadway Market, E8 4QJ
4. The Comfy One: Election Night at Your House
Run in out of the rain, pop your comfies on and kick back with a takeaway. From the comfort of your own sofa / bed you can channel hop when you get bored of the relentless poll watching.
Results not going your way? Dropped garlic sauce on your hoodie? No-one cares but you and you’re in charge of the remote / mouse.
Get some Graham Norton on the iPlayer and pretend it’s not actually happening till you’ve had an extra shot Americano tomorrow morning.
Alternatively have some people round for judgement free moral support and more discounts on your curry. Then when the delivery guy or girl arrives you can make eye contact and smile this time, gesturing slowly at your actual real life friends in the living room.
5. The Sporty One: Silly Election Run
If you’re more of a ‘run away your problems’ than eat them type, there’s a Silly Election Run throughout London on the night of the 7th where you can pound the most political streets of the Capital.
Referred to as a light hearted and satirical 10k/5k race, you get to bash actors dressed up as your favourite/most hated politicians whilst running off your adrenaline.
Perfect if you’re into that sort of thing. Get tickets here.
Spirited away from the hubbub of the city, sitting on the bustling boundaries of Islington and Camden, a 65 metre wide gallery resides hidden behind the Attic Self Storage building in Kings Cross. Market Road Gallery is a newly opened space for everyone to contribute to. It is London’s first bookable open air public gallery. Everyone, from the neighbourhood cat to a fancy pants established artiste, can create artwork for the space.
Today Britain will relish (moan) in 16 hours and 38 minutes of daylight, with the sun rising at 4:43am and setting at 9:31pm. It’s set to be a record breaking 33 degrees in London. I for one am going to need all the help I can get not to disappear like the wicked witch of the West into a sticky puddle on Stroud Green Road. Here’s our Solstice-worshipping, Pagan inspired tips for surviving the hottest and longest day of the year in London.
It’s time. Time to bask (complain) in the sun and ask why god why when will it end?? Yes, Summer is officially here for the week, the hottest week in the last 20 years. This Friday, Drum n Bounce are coming all the way down South to help us celebrate this fact, as healthily as possible. Right in the middle section of VeloPark (link) you can take part in uplifting and limbering flow yoga with Tammy’s Yoga before 45 minutes of energising drum n bounce aerobics. This is basically getting hot and fit and dancey to your favourite tracks before you head off in to the night (or bed) with a massive sweaty smile on your mug.
Next Friday night, ignore your mounting list of life admin and venture outwards into the ether for a misanthropic wine a plenty. It’s the Black Books pub quiz at The Duke of Wellington as part of their couch potato themed quiz series. Entry is a meagre £2 but you can win some cold hard real cash if you’re up on your Dylan Moran / Tamsin Greig / Bill Bailey shaped references.
Who are the Heather Brothers? It’s a question that’s been keeping me up at night. Ever since I was asked to review their latest musical, Holy Crap, I’ve been trapped in something of a Google wormhole. To begin at the beginning: the Heather Brothers are, depending on who you ask, a musical writing duo/trio/quartet. Born in London, they grew up in Zimbabwe, where they spent their teenage years performing in a fraternal rock band. Again, depending on who you ask, they were variously known as: The Chequers, The Three People or Quiet World.
“Arriving back in the UK, after a long time away, there seemed to have been a swing towards xenophobia and the dehumanizing and vilify of both migrants and refugees was happening at the highest levels. I wanted to create a short that would address this trend.” Director Daniel Mulloy
The gin enthusiasts down at Hendricks have decided to take these cucumber celebrations a slice further with their Cultivate the Unusual campaign. Encouraging gin fans to grow their own cucumbers over the last few months in preparation, Hendricks are asking us to bring said veggies to participating pubs and bars this Thursday 15th June. The Canonbury Tavern for example, will light up if you walk in with a cucumber and will proceed to exchange it for a free gin and tonic. Can you imagine?
Hang Up Gallery have some pretty hush hush news. And it goes a little something like this: Darryl ‘Run’ DMC McDaniels will be popping up in the Stoke Newington gallery this month to launch his new collection of works, The Art of DMC. This is the icon’s first London exhibition, showing new and unseen collection of ‘Darryl Makes Comics (DMC)’ Fine Art, a body of signed limited edition prints showcasing his underlying passion for comics.
This year marks the 50th anniversary of the original Summer of Love ’67 where freedom of expression, art and love reigned supreme. #ShopStroudGreen are celebrating the fact with a Summer of Love Local weekend festival this June. Celebrate artistic expression and support local independent traders and makers with a weekend of live art, workshops and music (with a few special discounts, tasters and freebies for good measure).
Oh snap! Another general election looms. Whether you’re hopeful for a landslide win or a surprising wild card outcome, wipe the bitter disappointment from your tastebuds with some gins, ales, burgers and strong covfefe. Because let’s face, it will be neither of those results will it really? Find the perfect place for you to receive the bad news in good company.
Get a different perspective on the city you live in this June. Film London are holding a screening of archive footage of London’s outer boroughs through the decades, underscored by live music accompaniment. The best of London’s Screen Archives hugely successful project, London: A Bigger Picture will be shown, funded by Heritage Lottery three years ago.
We caught up with Snowy the Harringay Station cat to talk Twitter, working life and his unsavoury friendship with Gus the fox. Summer is coming and, in North London, that means it’s time to hit the train stations. So we took Snow the Haringey Station Cat and photographer Mike Barry tumbling across one of them: the undergrowth of Haringey Station. Then we sat down with Snowy for a raw conversation about how to move forward after things fall apart.
“You grow it, we mow it” might be their blasé catchphrase, but Rocket’s attitude to your haircut is far from casual. These guys are serious about hair and the person that grew it. Rocket Stoke Newington are holding a day of free beer and entertainment with your cut in aid of Men’s Mental Health Sunday this 12th June. Also known as “Chopping for Chazza”, there’ll be talks on mental health, stand up comedy and more from 12 - 5pm.
Unless you’re already working for charity or regularly ‘do your bit’, that £6 monthly donation to The Dogs Trust might not be doing enough to quash your conscience / save the world. Whether you’re doing it for experience, to reset your karmic balance or generally give back and help out, there’ll be a role out there for you. On the Volunteer Centre Camden’s website for example, there’s a handy search page that lets you filter through hundreds of opportunities by location, interest and activity.
Currently showing at Camden People’s Theatre, performance artist Tom Marshman’s play Kings Cross (Remix) is a glorious celebration of a bygone era. The show is a tightly crafted journey through the stories of some of the people who made up the 1980s Kings Cross LGBTQ scene. Bursting with warmth, charm and affection, the play is a must see for anyone interested in learning more about London’s alternative history.
The Londoner behind 'Strong and Stable My Arse'. It’s a simple message. A slogan that’s straight to the point. 'Strong and Stable My Arse’ is a statement everyone can understand with a wry grin as they spot it slathered onto billboards, phone boxes and brick walls around the UK. So who could possibly be behind such a simple, cheeky, dig in the ribs campaign? Someone who knows his audience, who knows the mindset of the British like the back of his left hand.